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Who are the Habsburgs?

The National Arms of the Austro-Hungarian Empire The Habsburg family, sometimes spelled Hapsburg, was one of the most powerful royal families of Europe until the end of World War I in 1918. Between 1438 and 1740 the Habsburgs continuously occupied the throne of the Holy Roman Empire. The House of Habsburg also produced...

Discrimination Rocks the UK Workplace

Anthony Pritchard as Daddy “Old White Guys Still Run the Show” In a report issued earlier this week, the UK Office of National Statistics has concluded that, “old white guys still run the show.” The findings shocked the members of the NWNMC (“Non-White Non-Male Club”) and the Club’s president...

Return of the Habsburgs?

Stephan Winder UPDATE – 20 July 2014 – AlpinAle has released the final schedule for the film festival and Habsburgs will be played on Wednesday, August 6th. The event starts at 20:30 and the first film begins at 21:00. All the action happens in Nenzing. Click here...

US President’s Daughter Kidnapped

Austrian Habsburgs Claim Responsibility For the Kidnapping Will Marry First Daughter to Habsburg Prince and Form Austro-American Empire RETURN OF THE HABSBURGS In a press conference this morning, the White House confirmed that the Royal Habsburg family of Austria has kidnapped the First Daughter of...