Discrimination Rocks the UK Workplace

“Old White Guys Still Run the Show”

In a report issued earlier this week, the UK Office of National Statistics has concluded that, “old white guys still run the show.” The findings shocked the members of the NWNMC (“Non-White Non-Male Club”) and the Club’s president had this to say, “Mass media has been telling us for years that our members are equal to white males so we just assumed that a proportionate number of our members were in positions of societal power. White males make up about 35% of the British population so we thought that 65% of leadership positions would belong to the rest of us. I guess this report explains why I see so many of our members living under a bourgeois boot. Perhaps some animals are more equal than others.”

This hidden camera report reveals it all: